What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:57
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What was the worst decision you ever did?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Blackhawks draft forward Anton Frondell, a 'tank on the ice,' with No. 3 pick - Chicago Sun-Times
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
A neural brain implant provides near instantaneous speech - Ars Technica
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Still no good